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The celestial teapot

The great God Matalatahula looked down upon mankind and thought that, being without one, they should have a heaven.

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Celestial Thumb Space

She cut off her thumb, her favourite thumb, and made heaven. In this heaven she put matter all of which could be seen, there was no search for the Higgs Boson. She put heavenly democracy where everyone graciously discussed ideas and disagreements, including how to avoid paying for a warship.

Though she did throw in the occaisonal divide by zero elements to her celistial thumb space.